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Orange Sherbet and Jessica Rabbit

by Madam Z

Jack Rabbit was a doe, trapped in a buck’s body. He longed to be a docile, modest bunny, who could spend his days daintily nibbling tender shoots of grass and flowers, instead of having to be an aggressive oaf, competing for cottontail and chomping on those hard, unappetizing carrots. One day, he was leafing through the newspaper, the Briar Dis-patch, and noticed an advertisement for "Sex-Change Surgery." He was so excited, he immediately hopped down the Bunny Trail to the doctor’s office, and after the obligatory greeting, "What’s up, Doc?" he begged the good fellow to "make me a lady!" "Jack, you wascally wabbit, you will be Jessica Rabbit in short order, but first, taste this delightful orange sherbet; don’t worry - it’s safe; it’s made from nice tender carrots and some morphine, so you won’t feel a thing." When Jessica awoke, several hours later, the first thing she noticed was an intense craving for chocolate.

6S - C2

Madam Z loves six and isn't afraid to admit it.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

A great giggle. Thanks!
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